This is what that will look like. Consider the famous running scene in Rocky. But hey, whatever floats your boat. Bad news for you at this very moments, but good news for you going forward.
Team Camel Toe Do the judges deduct points for this sort of thing? Self-inflicted Veggie If you pull their underwear down around their ankles, they can't run.
Trapeze artists, sans pants I bet Lingerie Football League teams spend a lot of time practicing the quick boob-cover-up. WWE boob slip Seriously? Gymnast Underwear, Part II As Venus Williams was leaving the hotel that morning, she had this strange feeling she had forgotten something important. Because athletes used to wear clothes from head to toe. Sadly, only judge 6 liked what he or she saw. Beach Volleyball butt crack Hey, look. That's a sport, right? But I didn't know they were this hard on themselves. The worse news is that I'm about to drop you to your death. Running Boob, Part I It can be hard to tell when you have a wardrobe malfunction in this sport, since the uniforms are so skimpy to begin with. Water Polo Superwedgie Venus doesn't really expose that much skin here, but the form-fitting nude colored undies create the illusion. Another LFL tackle gone right You rarely see this sort of thing from the pros, but I imagine it's pretty common among amateurs. Bobsled Spandex Split Looks like someone grabbed the wrong pair of underwear out of the drawer that morning. So what are you waiting for? Crotch Close-Up This was an attempt to bribe the judges. Gymnast Underwear, Part I To be honest, it looks like this is exactly how these cheerleader uniforms are supposed to look. Costume shift Kanye's psychic told him "the one" would have an ass like Serna. Long sleeves, full-length pants. This never happens when I go to the football game. Cheerleader thong When you're wearing such tight swimsuits and using your arms this much, boobs are bound to pop out. Halter top catastrophe I'm not sure what the hell former Diva Melina Perez was thinking here. Swimsuit butt split I guess the costume designer didn't have smaller breasted women in mind when they came up with these tops. A wardrobe malfunction from in the Lingerie Football League? Self-inflicted Veggie If you pull their underwear down around their ankles, they can't run. That's a huge rack that just about any shirt would have trouble containing. Stephanie Pratt loses her top When you wear a teddy and jump in the wring to wrestle somebody, this is almost inevitable. Excited Brazil fan Does Greece have an official nude women's water polo team? WWE bodyslam boobs In retrospect, they probably should have taped this thing down. Then again, I'm not quite sure if the look on that woman's face is agony or ecstasy. And since seeing is believing, yes, this is technically a wardrobe malfunction. But the secondary benefit? Cheerleaders are often the unsung heroes of the sporting world, but one of the cheerleaders in the routine shown above deserves at least a gold medal for wardrobe malfunctions. Figure skating malfunction Yeah, the camera man zoomed right up in there to capture this wardrobe slippage. It's a pretty solid strategy. It's actually a wonder that wardrobe malfunctions don't happen every day at the Winter Olympics, what with all that spandex and everything. Lingerie Football League tackle This is easily the least sexy wardrobe malfunction on the list. Non-Malfunctioning Wardrobe Malfunction This move has to be illegal in water polo, right? You think they could do something to correct this "problem," no? Forgetful Venus I've got bad news and worse news. In fairness, it's hard to reign in those giant fake boobs. Yet another wardrobe malfunction from the world of pro wrestling. Tennis malfucntion Yet another water polo player's boob exposed. But hey, it worked for her. That's probably cold comfort for those that actually have to deal with them, like the bobsledder in the above video. But if you can see tan lines, that's a good sign you've got a malfunction. Venus Williams' nude underwear Usually, gymnasts want to keep their underwear inside their leotards, don't they? But she's cute, and she lost her top playing beach ball volleyball. The Italian Stallion goes sprinting through the old neighborhood and up the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art in a thick gray sweatsuit. Team Camel Toe Do the judges deduct points for this sort of thing? This is what that will look like. The bad news is that your pants are falling down, and everyone can see your underwear. Surely she realized that going commando in that skirt would leave her a little exposed. Cheerleader nipple sighting A rushing defender pulls her bra down and exposes her boob, but she is able to cover up and still make the throw?
Such as, for instance, the world of female athletes. She didn't like wearing bras, for some reason. Another runner not wearing a sports bra in a loose-fitting shirt? Consider the famous running scene in Rocky. The primary benefit of this evolution, of course, is performance. But let's just pretend it's an accident, because that's more fun.
Wrestler de-pantsed Her partner Misty May Treanor may be one of the world's most googled female athletes , but it's Kerri Walsh he cracks our list of 50 classic wardrobe malfunctions. PS, there are more of these. She won the US Open in Yeah, she's not an athlete, but it happened at a sporting event, so it counts.
And, I imagine, cold. Arantxa Rus wears short skirts What? Bobsled butt Whoever fitted these ladies for their uniforms must have flunked out of seamstress school. Water Polo Boob, Part I This one looks a little intentional to us, but we'll go ahead and call it a "malfunction" anyway. But from here on out we're in the clear. Olympic diver shows the goods Man, nipples are the LFL's bread and butter.
Pamela David is huge fan You would think that, if all there was between your naked breast and the world was a little piece of plastic string, you might wear pasties underneath your costume Skater's strap gives out Brazilian girls love the beautiful game, that's for sure.
Or is was this woman the victim of the most malfunctioning sports wardrobe ever? I guess the Cote d'Ivoire Olympic Committee is pretty strapped for cash. Sorry to have misled you. Beach volleyball nipple Man, Venus just has one wardrobe malfunction after another. Today, sports uniforms are tight fitting and made of lightweight material. Serena's Atomic Wedgie Gymnasts practice like 60 hours a week and tend to be pretty hard on themselves.
Personal Foul Argentine actress and model Pamela David is a big supported of the national soccer team. And these wardrobe malfunctions seem to be happening more and more at sporting events as each year goes by. But hey, whatever floats your boat.
But we erred on the side of caution. Another LFL malfunction That's embarrassing. Kerri Walsh gets some exposure I take back what I said about This may be the least sexy malfunction. Lingerie "Wardrobe Malfunction" Football League By the title of this one, I mean to imply that it's not the wardrobe's fault this woman's breast is exposed. This time, it's the spaghetti strap on his camisole—er, I mean, her "shirt. How does this happen? I didn't see that coming. In fact, these days you can hardly watch a female sporting event without seeing a nipple, butt crack, or tightly packaged derriere. Running Boob, Part II Not only was this embarrassing, it also created a lot of drag which caused her to lose the race. But I think we're all glad they didn't. Tebow can barely throw a spiral when nobody's on him. Bad news for you at this very moments, but good news for you going forward. Amateur beach volleyball bikini slippage With this one, we couldn't tell if it was a full-blown wardrobe malfunction.